Another excerpt of genius

They came up with an impromptu song to convey their ecstasy and come
what may attitude. "Dabba dabba dabba. Doodle doodle doodle. Yeah yeah
yeah. Ooh ooh ooh." Aias and Swee laughed with care free abandon,
skipped halfway across Minnesota, did the boot scootin' boogie across
most of North Dakota, yawned their way through Montana is it? Laughed
at the Mormons in Idaho, got depressed yet jittery upon entering
Washington, and paused to take in the awe inspiring stupidity of the
Pacific Ocean. They walked across the surface of the water into
Russia. They were greeted as the second and third coming of Jesus.
"Nyet, nyet," they tried to explain. "Wir sind nur sehr frohe
Personen." That last part was German, because neither of them knew
Russian. But Russia, Germany, same same, so the Russians nodded, bowed
in abject terror, then ran screaming. Aias and Swee did the lindy hop
all the way to Eastern Europe, paused to throw up a little bit more,
ate some potatoes and cabbage to get their strength back, solemnly did
some folk dances through those wacky places like Hungary, Slovakia,
and Austria, held their noses through Germany, pooped their pants a
little in the Netherlands, swam north of Britain and Ireland to
Greenland, raped and pillaged their way through some villages, learned
the ways of the Keeblerian folk as they neutron danced their way
through Iceland, Macarana'ed over the water to Ellis Island, did the
worm through the Eastern time zone, led a convoy through the
horrifically awful states of Ohio and Indiana, then ate a whole mess
of baked beans, lit their farts, and rode the resulting rocket flames
back home. No CHUDs this time around, so they stayed put.